Scientists are reporting unprecedented spikes in climate change as the US democratic primary has created a sudden demand for Pinocchio’s. Mass production of the wooden dolls is resulting in global deforestation beyond what climate scientists could have previously predicted. The problems don’t seem to end there. It would appear that the sole purpose of these dolls is to present them to the opposing side where, in some sort of bizarre ritual, they dolls pants are promptly set ablaze.
Endless mountains of the burning dolls lite the countryside of states with upcoming primary votes. Thick black clouds of ash and soot have made the areas uninhabitable and the national guard is being called in to help fire fighters contain the blazes. It is unknown at this time just how much of the nation has been left a smoldering ruin.
When asked how this all began, it appears that it was in fact, a misunderstanding. One of the candidates assumed the other had said something about her that he had not. His campaign then said something different. By then nobody gave a shit what anyone else was trying to say.
